Oooh, loved this!

Little sis telling big sis what to wear! All too familiar... wink

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Lois blinked in surprise. "You ... go to college?"
/me thwaps Lois with a fish... don't assume!

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"How is it, Lois, that when other people drink, their pool skills go to hell, but when you drink, you only get better?"
This struck me as hugely unlikely... and terribly funny!

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As she watched two trade kisses back and forth, however, Lois just sighed wistfully.
Aww, poor Lois feels left out?

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that's my problem, I have a hard time being forceful around guys that I like."
Uh... ok, Lois, if you say so.

Clark... towel... pass the ice, Lucy...

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Another giggle reached his ears and Clark eyes widened in astonishment.
Clarkie is in trou-ble! rotflol

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun