Hi BlindPassenger!
I know, it’s the wrong universe, but given that She Hulk – Attorney at Law just started, I immediately went to “What if Mayson got powers?”

Haha, yah, I still have to watch that Show. I guess I'll wait until it's complete and then watch it in a row. At least it seems to be more than the typical "classic superhero gets female carbon-copy pendant" Thing so I'll definitely give it a try.
Mayson with powers... hrm, that's intriguing.
MAYSON: Clark rejected me. How dare he? I can't live with that. [goes to cemetary]
SUPERMAN: You really don't wanna do that, Ms. Drake.
[Lightning strikes]
MAYSON: Hrm, I'm Feeling a bit funny now...
especially since she had seen the way he acted around his colleague, Louise or something like that.
Meow!
I once used a translator for reading fanfic here before deciding that improving my English is likely the better Option to go, and for some reason the translator constantly messed up with Lois' Name and gave me all sorts of results like Louise, Louis, Luis, etc. So, yeah...
LOIS: Hey, you're stuck with me in the Club for odd names, woman named Mayson!
"No. It's not about that. I may be a lawyer, but I'm not racist or anything like that."

Well, given we have people like Trask, that *could* be an issue for people. Just saying.
"He can't just fly around and decide he can do whatever he wants. There are laws."
Foreign dignitary. Head of State presumptive. Has diplomatic immunity.
Sure, but New Krypton doesn't get thrown into the mix until Season 4.
ZARA: Pointless. He's already married to me and therefore sovereign ruler of our planet, he just doesn't know yet. Minor obstacle.
"Got arrested because Superman says he walked into a bank and had a gun hidden under his clothes."

I mean, I can see Clark being proactive like that...
Yes, that’s what the judges are for.
![[Linked Image]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Judge_Dredd_promo_poster.jpg)
LOIS: Hey, ever heard of civilian Arrest right, Ms. hot-shot attorney?
Imagine if everyone who felt like it played vigilante and just stopped crime themselves.
![[Linked Image]](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Michael-Keaton-Batman.jpg)
BRUCE-89: Hey, don't compare me to that goody-two-shoes. I mean, he doesn't kill or even really hurt his opponents. He doesn't Count.
"Just think what could happen if some criminal decided to hurt or kill someone Superman cared about.
Mayson *has* met Louise (sic), hasn’t she?
LOIS: /polishes merit badge/
Well, Mayson, given that you are part of this list, eventually, isn't that ironic?
Why they invented kryptonite lipstick.
MAYSON: Please, kiss me, Clark!
[Clarks falls to the ground]
MAYSON: I will kill Dr. Klein. He told me that stuff has only effects on Kryptonians. Hrm, now that I think about it...
PERRY: No, Ms. Drake, I won't print a Story with the Headline "Clark Kent is Superman. I Need him here to keep Lois safe from dying.
No, more like she is a criminal kingpin in her own right. After all, she’s a blonde!
SUPERMAN: Well, you were buddies with Bill Church, so there is this...
No, she just wants to seduce him on a bear rug in a cabin.
Ah, the hate-is-love angle, got it.
"And you seriously thought I would commit crimes just because I don't like your attitude?"
Sounds reasonable.
Especially in the L&C universe, doesn't it?
LEX: Hey, don't Point on me. It's not my fault that Supes decided to choose my town for his shennanigans.
Ends up dating Mayson. Lois arrested for arson and attempted murder of government official.
INVESTIGATOR: Hey Ms. Lane, I'm the officer who is responsible for your case. Please call me Daniel!
Thanks for sharing! It was a fun read

It was a pleasure to write, no doubt.
Nick