like many others have said, it's not the quality of the story, it's RL not allowing for more than a quick glance at the boards. I'm behind on all the stories.
That being said, I'm loving the start of this.
Let me tell you, this is right up there on the "talks you never want to have with your folks" list!

Great line and exactly what any kid would say about those dreaded parent's talk.
Can't wait for the next chapter.