I read it and I just realized I had read a few minutes after it was posted, but I didn't read the last 1/3 of it! I had to run off and do something. I'm silly. I really enjoyed it. I'm going off to read part two.

EDIT - I'm getting this one mixed up with "To Be Like Me". I'm going to read it all to get it straight laugh That what I get for reading when I'm supertired!

I've converted to lurk-ism... hopefully only temporary.