wave -- this is me with my hand up.

Just when I start to think that maybe, just maybe, I'm learning how to write the English language, suddenly there are a whole bunch of new rules. I have just three words: IT'S NOT FAIR! (or is that four words laugh )

My head is spinning. As a result, while reading all these rules, I found that I constantly had my hand up (much like Horshack in Welcome Back Carter) wanting clarification.

ML (who thinks there should be a rule saying no more new rules laugh . But knows that as long as there are rules, she probably needs to know them whinging )


She was in such a good mood she let all the pedestrians in the crosswalk get to safety before taking off again.
- CC Aiken, The Late Great Lois Lane