Michael: wave

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I was surprised too, when it actually fit. Dunno.
Hmmmm. So, it wasn't an attempt to get me to write faster by giving me less to respond to FDK-wise? PHEW. Speaking of which, I better get back and finish 60.

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But Clark would have been down to his undies.
LOIS: And? You think I would have difficulty getting Clark down to his undies, otherwise? I don't.

CLARK: Um... guys. Sitting right here.

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Maybe that way Lois finally gets some peace and quiet?
LOIS: Do you mind if I weigh my other options, first?

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/eyes track ahead and wonders about that big twisted bit on the next downhill slope/
[Linked Image] Don't worry, I'm sure you'll remember it once you reach it. You've seen it before.

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Nope. Absolutely not.
LOIS: Yes, very adorable.
CLARK: Gee, thanks, Lois. Wait. Were you talking about me, or Michael? eek

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That’s just sloppy. Like not having a death-star type laser mounted on the dark side of the moon just in case aliens show up in a 500km space ship.
THOMAS: But according to my readings it wasn't emmitting gamma radiation. It shouldn't hurt the Hulk in the least.

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He=Clark. Someone would then buy him. Lex. Trask, 3rd World type dictator.
See, I knew someone would appreciate an Evil Martha and Jonathan besides me. clap

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Kinda sorta. Actually, he tried not to leave his fiancée for you. But she didn’t really agree with that.
CLARK: Technically, I tried to cheat on Lana with Lois. [Linked Image] I don't deserve you.

LOIS: No, no you don't. And you wonder why I don't trust you.

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/pulls out loophole marriage license for polyandrous marriage/
LOIS: *Yay* I get to keep one Clark when the other is on duty.
CLARKS: *Yay* We can cover much more ground on our nightly patrols.
DAN: *Yay* I can still get a Lois.
LOIS: shock No, no, no Dan. [Linked Image] And Clarks. ONE of you patrols and the OTHER one stays at home with me, except on Tuesdays when you'll both need to rescue me.

CLARK-1: I call Patrol!

CLARK-2: No, I called it!

CLARK-1: Nuh-uh. I did. It's mine.

CLARK-2: Fight you for it.

CLARK-1: You're on!

LOIS: Dan, I've changed my mind.

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The guy Obi Wan didn’t cut the arm off in Mos Eisley.
Oh, I didn't realize he officially had a name.

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But he’ll take it as a sign of true love and affection.
LOIS: Possibly. But he's pretty dense.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.