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quote:That’s why she’s doing so much fitness workouts.
CLARK: Running from perps.

That's not what I meant!
Yeah. /maintains own statement is still funnier/ wink

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quote:Great. First Mel, now Hugh. She’s really into movie stars, isn’t she?

She's looking for someone with Hugh's charm but Mel's body.
ASABI: I can help!

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CLARK: Um... I love you, too... like a sister.
LOIS: So…let’s do it like the hicks?

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quote:/points at growth reports of farm products from 1966/

LexCorp Press Release: Our Kryptonite fertilizer will make everything grow big and strong. Check out this farmboy!
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quote:ER: /suggests that Clark has gone forward in time and already met and bedded Ms. Drake/

LOIS: Say, what?
Oops?

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quote:LOIS: And that would be an issue because…? [already knowing the answer]

CLARK: Because it wouldn't be?
See? That’s why I’m the one with the 3 Kerth Awards.

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quote:So, when Lois shows up the next morning and tells her mother that she spent the night at Clark’s and btw, this here is Clark…?

ELLEN: Oh, you're so right, honey. He's a much better man than Lex Luthor. /touches Clark's chest/ Is it all muscle?
hyper Another two-volume story! And you haven’t even finished yet your current trilogy!

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