Wow. I've been waiting for some more insight into how Clark thinks he might possibly make this work. I guess I'll have to keep waiting! I thought he might break through and impress me with some resolve when he left Lana, but nope, he just broke.

He's so fragile right now. When's he going to get out to visit Martha and Jonathan?
I thought about your nickname request. Not a secretary or scheduling program, but "I know when it's due, [nickname]" makes me think of that micromanaging boss from Office Space. IMDB tells me his name is Lumbergh.