You know what the only GOOD part about not having time to visit this place in almost a month is?

When I finally get back, I not only get to read part 18 of this INCREDIBLE, WONDERFUL story (whose only real problem was shortness of story parts) . . . but the entire comment thread. I laughed so hard I'm still trying to catch my breath.

CC, we need a new fic. Summer, shmummer! *cracks whip* Get that muse back to work!
If what it cranks out is 1/10 as good as this was, we'll be deliriously happy!

REM!

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun