Labby, I think that you qualify for a current author. <cough, cough>When You Can't See the Wood<cough, cough>

Wendy, you crack me up! You call yourself defunct and then write a throw-away vignette in the same day. Anybody that can write something readable and immediately post it can never call herself defunct. (Besides, it was pretty funny.)

Tank, we've never believed you when you when you say you're "retired". You write almost as much now as you did before you "retired".

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5. Your first fic?
"A Shot in the Dark," posted May 1996.
Eeks in gladness! That's you? I didn't recognize you since we all dropped our last names. I'm glad you're still around.

Elisabeth