Here's the beginning: (77 words. laugh )

In mid-December, Superman was flying over the North Pole when he heard Santa [Linked Image] calling for help.

When Clark touched down, Santa put his hat on Clark and thrust his suit at him. He said, "I quit! And since you answered my call, you get to be Santa from now on."

"Santa, I can't do that!"

"You've got the hat and you've got the suit. You *are* Santa Claus." And in the twinkling of an eye, Santa disappeared. [Linked Image]


~~Even heroes have the right to dream.~~