"Oh, don't answer. I think he thinks he's Superman, right? Well, FYI, the *real* Superman loves Lois Lane and would never drop her!"
"This... lady... is hardly dressed so that I can carry her," Superman replied, affronted.
"Okay, Big Blue, you carry me, and I carry her! 'Cause me an' Lois are kinda sinking right now!"
"Prrrrrrrrrr," purred Lois. "Red boy is sure a flashy guy!"
