So in a flash(!) of red and blue, Superman dived towards the plummeting red streakster and the lady streaker. As he caught them, Floozy-Lois began to wobble and look all blurry and pixel-ized.
"What's happening?" cried the properly-clad Lois that was held in Superman's other arm.
"Fake Lois can't look like real Lois in the face of real Lois," observed the Universe. "So she will turn into.... Lady Christmas-Godiva!"
