"No, these are not the kind of presents people will want for Christmas," Mrs Claus said sternly.
"No? Oh, I know!" And Super Santa drilled into the North Pole ice and uncovered an enormous coal deposit underneath. He brought up tons of coal (turning himself pitch black) and started super-squeezing. Soon, millions of diamonds sparkled on the ice. What nice presents they would make!
"Ugh! You'd better take a shower in the sun, Mr Coal Miner!"
