"Cherish and whaaaaa? Lois, are you out of your mind?" Santa Clark protested.

"Well now... the way *I* see it, unless you agree to my terms, you're going..."

Lois was suddenly interrupted by the arrival of a certain 'probably-fake-blonde' assistant D.A.

"Don't listen to her, Clarkie, I'll marry you," she said. "No conditions! Well, just one..."

Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies