[Linked Image] The head elf said, "Well, there he is. Gonna be hard though. He's lost the Christmas spirit and has to have *the* treatment."

"I *love* Christmas. But I'm Superman."

An elf said, "Riggghhhttt. Like Superman has a long white beard." [Linked Image]

"But I... " At their hardened looks, Clark began floating in the air. Their looks turned to ones of shock. They weren't the only ones that were shocked.


~~Even heroes have the right to dream.~~