"Well, because you asked so politely..." Superman said and unhooked his cape. As he did so, an avalanche of comic books slid from his cape, forming a small mountain on the ice.

Lois swept his cape around her, toga-style. Meanwhile, the comic book mountain started quivering and rumbling. A veritable comic-book-quake had started! And out of the comic-book-volcano comic book Superman rose again!

"Who am I?" said comic book Superman.

"You are Santa Claus!" said the universe.