Comic book Clark looked around and was quite amazed that he falling through the air. He removed the glasses and 'presto chango', he became Superman. Of course, he was the supremely campy Superman from the Silver age comics. He was appalled that some floozy was in his arms. After coughing, he found he could speak, albeit hoarsely. "Who are you?"
"Lois Lane!"
Indignantly he said, "Lois Lane is a 'proper' lady. She would never cavort around in a fur cape and a scarf.
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