"Oh, don't tell me you got amnesia again," the head elf said.

"I guess I must have," Clark replied. 'Santa gets amnesia?'

"Oh, well, I guess we can go over this again. The main things you need are reindeer, a sleigh, presents, a deep voice, and some paunch. Guys, we're gonna need some pillows for this one."

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.