"And I'm Lois!" came the voice from the smallest reindeer. Sure enough, it sounded pretty much like Lois. It looked pretty much like her, too.

"Hey, you!" Lois continued. "What do you mean by giving him the full treatment?"

"Lois!!!!" Clark exploded. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm a reporter, Superman. Ever heard of that? And I'm here to interview Santa!"