"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today..."

"Yeah, yeah, get on with it. The audience is falling asleep."

Three elves were dozing a few feet away.

"For richer, for poorer"..."I do."

"Repeat after me. With this ring, I thee wed."

"With this ring...wait a second, where'd the ring come from?"

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.