Santa said, "I quit! You get to be Santa from now on."

"Santa, I can't do that!"

"You've got the hat and you've got the suit. You *are* Santa Claus." And in the twinkling of an eye, Santa disappeared.


(note: I'm sure I'm not supposed to put in a note, but OMG, I so could not resist posting the beginning of the story again. LOL)

Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies