The comic book Superman said innocently, "Do I have to be clean to do that naked thing with Lois?"

Mrs. Claus couldn't help but chuckle. She didn't think anyone could be this naive. "I think Lois would prefer you be clean. Now you scoot and get all clean. These diamonds will do nicely. Diamonds are a girl's best friend, you know."

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~~Even heroes have the right to dream.~~