... I just might take her up on it," Clark replied with a wicked grin. He knew how jealous Lois reacted whenever she saw Mayson throw herself at him.

"Okay, I agree. Go ahead, tell everybody I married Super Claus."

"Not Super Claus, but Clark Kent!"

"Okay! Just get *her* away from here!" With a 'poof', Mayson disappeared.

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light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)